I call this one... a modern Jane Porter in a rhododendron jungle.
You know, if Tarzan was set in a New Hampshire state park, Maureen O'Sullivan is now Emily Seppala, and the most dangerous wildlife are mosquitoes (swarms of them). The analogy breaks down after that, I suppose, but I hope Phil Collins' "Strangers Like Me" is as stuck in your head as it is in mine now.
